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(206): View more from Washington

I thought spray tan was a myth

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(206): View more from Washington

You know, something that only happens in Jersey

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(703): View more from Virginia

How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist

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(323): View more from California

Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.

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(805): View more from California

He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(707): View more from California

You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell

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(845): View more from New York

He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.

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