I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize