Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingš
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Donāt get me wrongāI love silver and braceletsābut handcuffs are not a good look on meā¦
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