What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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