No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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