How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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