Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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