You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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