yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize
