We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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