you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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