the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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