Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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