Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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