Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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