if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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