exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I looked at my own cervix.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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