I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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