Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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