GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I forget how to act sober
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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