yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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