Is it normal to miss your booty call?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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