so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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