Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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