Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize