quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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