I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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