I look better un-naked...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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