Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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