If i come over, it means nothing
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
handjob tips. give me some.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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