We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
