ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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