You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Rumble strips road head = magical
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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