we're chasing vodka with high fives
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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