I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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