4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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