hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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