if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
