Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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