I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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