He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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