I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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