Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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