I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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