thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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