Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We need to feng shui this bitch.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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