I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
