Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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