butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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