Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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