I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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