After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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