It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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