i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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